Why Do
Intelligent Women Torment Themselves With Trivia?
Most women would consider themselves to
have a degree of intelligence or at least a modicum of common sense. Yet the
webs of deceit we’re repeatedly drawn into continually astound the rational
thinker within.
Most men seem to see advertising hype for
what it is. They’re neither deceived by the outlandish claims nor particularly
outraged by their sheer gall. It’s almost as though the male species has been
fitted with an automatic reality checker thus sparing themselves the necessity
of having to schedule one in on a regular basis.
Why is it then that rational females still
seem to quite literally buy into the hype? We know that a pot of something
peachy isn’t going to be the elixir of eternal youth and yet our bathroom
cabinets still hold an array of aromatic lotions and potions. Compare this to
the somewhat sparse counterpart of your male companion and you have to wonder
why it is that we’re such a sucker for the sales pitch.
We’re fully au fait with the fact that slim
hips do not equate to happiness just as firm thighs do not necessitate
fulfilment and yet that nagging voice always suggests otherwise. That elusive
half a stone is all that stands between you and your very own existential
epiphany. The execution of a perfect sun salutation may suggest self-fulfilment
but when it comes to comfort nothing quite compares to a bowl of crisps and a
glass of wine. Yet we still delude ourselves otherwise.
We know rationally that when we head to the
shops in search of a jacket that that is all our chosen purchase can possibly
be. However, in our minds we’re irrationally scouring the
rails of womens coats in the hope that we stumble across that one statement
piece that will take the wearer from day to night and anywhere else in between.
It will transform even the frumpiest woman into a fashion icon and god.
Such thinking is craziness in the extreme
and we’re fully aware of that fact. Yet the self-imposed torment of whether to
wear patterned tights still takes up our thoughts. Frivolous fancies about
age-appropriate dressing still abound and artful accessorising accounts for far
more of our mental capacity than we care to admit.
Overall, the mind of a woman is a complex
realm filled with far more questions than answers and far more conundrums than
one person can ever hope to solve. Why do intelligent women continue to torment
themselves with such trivial matters? Because it’s our nature of course.
it is our nature, indeed.
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